Hannah Montana

[The Harrier]

Yes that's right, Hannah Montana.

Now lets be honest, this is never going to be accepted by some a anything other than shit.

If you take your gaming serious and have spent hours battling through COD on Veteran or have spent hundreds of hours trekking round the Wasteland then chances are you'd see dancing, posing and clapping as a waste of your talents.

But lets not forget, this is 360GAMER. And Games, by definition, can be challenging, rewarding and fun. Now I dont find COD on Veterean fun. Not at all. Probably why i'm less than a quarter way through COD4 and unlikely to go back to it. But Hannah Montana is fun.

Its like nothing i've ever played before and uses a mixture of fetching missions and "performances" to fill about 6-7 hours. The performances involves various "skills" that resemble a poor-mans Rock Band / Guitar Hero, but they're incorporated with some unique dance/pose sections that require dual thumbstick action not seen since Fight Night.

Now I, like anyone who is not an 8 year old girl, will only play this once and to get 1000 points. But about 2 hours into this game i found myself really enjoying it, tapping my feet and bopping along on the sofa.

SUMMARY

Never going to win awards for content or replayability but actually a very enjoyable 6-7 hours with a couple of (annoyingly) catchy tunes and some FUN duel-thumbstick dancing. Remeber when Games were just about fun?!

SCORE

5

[Dredd]

You old maid.....

But as long as you enjoyed I suppose....

[The Harrier]

I'm all about the enjoyment factor.

I think I could do a regular spot in the mag. They could send me "below-par" games like Larry and Hannah Montana and i could write a 500 word review within 24 hours of recieveing said game.

Would free up the mag big-boys (and Kitt) to review proper games.


The offer's there Podders!

[Dredd]

The scorewhore has a dream......

I bet it's actually a very tempting thing indeed for serious journos to outsource utter dross to someone who'll do a decent job of it.

Why have I never thought of that......

[The Harrier]

Join me in my "quest to get paid to play games!"

In fact, i think i should be paid more to play Hannah Montana that say the guy who reviewed Gears 2! He got the hottest game in the World before anyone else and got paid to play it!

I, on the other hand, had to fend of Travis' advances, dance at a Hoedown and rebuild a chicken coop...

[Dredd]

.....then go home and play the Hannah Montanna game.....

...ayuk, ayuk, ayuk !!!!!!

[voodoo spaceman]

Not a bad review there Harrier, shame it's Hannah Montana!

[The Harrier]

Ha! Thanks Voodoo.

I wonder if anyone else on here will EVER play it.

[HeatleyDom]

Haha maybe if someone pays me too then Yes ofc!

[The Harrier]

You know what, there are a lot less enjoyable things to do with 7 hours on a Saturday morning.