Happy Birthday Joe

[sample BLACK]

Happy 16th Joe! Hope you have a good one.

[voodoo spaceman]

Happy birthday dude

[filippoUk]

Happy Birthday Mate!

[RetroAEROSMITH]

Wow doesnt time fly...

Happy 16th Joe...hope you have all those games you are expecting and probably the DLC for L4dead2...or has it been put back again? Nevermind have a good day anyway and save me some cake...none for dredd though as he is a fat bastard..

xxx
Penblwydd Hapus Joe.
xxx

[JoeTheZombie]

... Don't mention the L4D2 DLc or I'll cry.

Thanks everyone! I've finally gotten a gaming PC and Left 4 Dead for it, so I am a very happy bunny today!
Again, thank you!

Oh, and I'm having a cake that looks exactly like the one from Portal.

[SamHutto]

Happy birthday Joe!

[Jonmau5]

Happy birthday Joe!

[Dredd]

Happy Birthday Joe.

*ahem*

He's been here a while,
So here's his birthday poem,
Which ain't easy to write,
Since I'd rather not know him.

For you see this young chap,
Has a terrible side,
To his pleasant demenour,
That's just too hard to hide.

No it's not the shocking,
Potty mouthed way,
He addresses new forumites,
Which means they don't stay.

It's his hateful loathing,
Of a particular group,
Of unfortunate souls,
To which he'll quite often stoop.

He hates without thinking,
And all that remains,
Is for Joe, dear sweet Joe,
To kill those who love braaaaaaiiiiiinnnssssssss

Cos it's zombies dear forum,
That's got Joe so riled,
Those shuffling, bumbling,
Dead folk who piled

Into malls in great swarms,
Devouring the living,
Feasting on flesh,
Or even just giving

New Orleans a hard time,
But Joe has detected,
The foul smelling droves
Of the infected,

And he's setting up traps,
Using guns and some bombs,
Blowing the shit out them,
Not thinking it wrong.

But it is Joe, it is,
Why can't you see,
They used to be people,
Like you, and like me.

But I suppose in the end,
When the dead walk among us,
Cos there's no room in hell
And survivors watch nonplussed

We'll be glad Joe is here,
To take down the horde,
I'd want him on my side
Of that I am sure.

Fin.

[JoeTheZombie]

Best birthday present EVER. Thank you!
Especially as I just bought Left 4 Dead 2 as well.

[BigTrev79]

Happy Birthday mate!